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Caravan Of Leave
01:04
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Are you ready, are you ready?
Are you ready, are you ready?
Every gammon every ham
Join the caravan of leave
(Stand up) fuck off
Stand up
Every gammon every ham
Join the caravan of leave
(Stand up) fuck off
Stand up
If you wanna
March to leave then just don't stop
Keep on walking
Over the Dover clifftops
Get into the sea
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Epic Protest March
04:16
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Epic protest march
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing, you're losing your dignity
You used to do lunch
Enthusing, enthusing, enthusing over doilies, cakes and tea
Now we're radicalised
Farage has opened our eyes
Even though he's not here
Epic protest march
Abusing, abusing, abusing your respectability
By making a stand
And choosing, and choosing and choosing indefatigability
Now we've been empowered
Our aloofness deflowered
We're making a splash
Oh we fought the war and the war won
No peace for us, just destruction
Goodbye to chanting and slogans
We fought the war and the war won
Now the ink on the pamphlets has faded
And most of the activists jaded
By years of seeing war feted
Apathy's so over-rated
Ladies who march
You're boozing, you're boozing, you're boozing, you're boozing on G&T
That might make you lurch
And bruising, and bruising and bruising and bruising your sanity
You could just end up knackered
Drunk in charge of a placard
So just turn it down
Still I retain a soft spot
For the can't and the will and the have not
I just go marching when it's hot
Now all of my placards have wood rot
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We're all making placards for Nigel
We're marching cos we're mad as hell
We're all wearing flat caps for Nigel
Nigel's fucked off to a hotel
And if our Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his hotel
We're all slavering fans of Nigel
He has this thing about British steel
We've hired a bus and vans for Nigel
Nigel's room service makes him squeal
Yeah
And if he orders bent bannanas
From British farmers
In his pyjamas
From the Bahamas, he's made up
Nigel is never nervous
He likes room service
And saying up the workers too (in his room)
Nigel is happy in his womb (in his room)
We slipped him fifty quid for it too (his room)
We're all making placards for Nigel
We're marching cos we're mad as hell
We're all wearing flat caps for Nigel
Nigel's fucked off to a hotel
And if our Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his hotel
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5. |
Walking With Farage
02:21
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I used to think we would be leaving the EU for sure
And I couldn't wait for the day when we'd all wave Bonjour (naw - it's au revoir innit. Eh?)
Now every time I put the telly on I just go radge
They keep putting it off, right, I'm going on a march
I'm walking with Farage (Wow!)
It's only a few yards (Wow!)
I'm walking with Farage (Wow!)
Then jump on a bus
Hey, alright now
I used to think maybe you loved me, now I know it's true
And while you're in The Hilton, I'll be out here in the cold waiting for you
Now I don't want you back for the weekend
Not back for a day, no no no
I said baby I just want you back
To walk all the way (Oh yeah now!)
I'm walking with Farage (Wow!)
It's only a few yards (Wow!)
I'm walking with Farage (Wow!)
Then jump on a bus
Hey, alright now
And don't it feel good (Yeah!)
And don't it feel good
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Sensible Shoes
02:00
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Sensible shoes, people
Sensible shoes
We've got a lot of marching and protesting to do
Sensible shoes, people
Sensible shoes
It will be nourising for our souls, so make sure your soles are new
They told us that our hero has played his trump card
He doesn't know how to go on
We're clinging to his charm and determined smile
But the good old days are gone
The image and the empire may be falling apart
The money has gotten scarce
One man's word held the country together
But the truth is getting fierce
Sensible shoes, people
Sensible shoes
We pinned our hopes on May but she's ruining the news
Sensible shoes, people
Sensible shoes
I think we're gonna get blisters,sisters
Alter your vistas
Oooh
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If one must protest, one must consult the clientele
We're going to have to pack a punch and pack a lunch as well
And if we want to be involved in the political arena
We'll have to layer up and wear a thick pashmina
Here comes Margo, Pru and Kirsty
I've got a flask if anyone's thirsty
Pret A Manger sandwiches are all very well
But you really need something more substantial
We don't want to work for the Yankee dollar
I've picked up some frittatas from Valvona & Crolla
Here comes Margo, Pru and Kirsty
I've got a flask if anyone's thirsty
What's your favourite filling Philomena?
I love the provoleta straight from Argentina
I've also heard that Sarah Beeny
Adores the gorgonzola and zucchini
Our assorted snacks and nibbles should settle our nerves
We'll go to Brown's after the march but maybe skip hors d'oeuvres
It's a teeny inconvenience but worth it to be seen
Overthrowing coarse vulgarity and all points inbetween
Here comes Margo, Pru and Kirsty
I've got a flask if anyone's thirsty
Here comes Margo, Pru and Kirsty
I've got a flask if anyone's thirsty
I've got a flask if anyone's thirsty
I've got a flask if anyone's thirsty
I've got a flask if anyone's thirsty
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We are the Village Green GPS Society
God save Donald Trump, vaudeville and variety
We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society
Let's fit every knife with a tracking device yeah
Preserving the old ways from being abused
Rejecting the new ways and the EU
What more can we do?
We are the Draught Bill Preservation Society
God save Meaningless votes and old Mother May Riley
We are the Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium
God save the George Cross and all those who were awarded them
Preserving the old ways from being abused
Rejecting the new ways and the EU
What more can we do?
We are the Sherlock Holmes English Speaking Vernacular
Help save Rees Mogg, Moriarty, and Dracula
We are the elite Persecution Affinity
God save little shops, china cups and virginity
We are the No Second Referendum Affiliates
God save Tudor houses, antique tables, and billiards
Preserving the old ways from being abused
Rejecting the new ways and the EU
What more can we do?
We are the Village Green GPS Society
God save Donald Trump, vaudeville and variety
We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society
God save strawberry jam and all the different varieties
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9. |
Pullover Or Jumper, Baby
01:57
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It's freezing like December
Marching down a B road
What to wear's a dilemma
When it's this fucking cold
I'm layered up, I can't give in
It's hard to contain
All this pumping adrenalin
Surging round my brain
Pullover or jumper, baby?
What does that even mean
Pullover or jumper,jersey?
They're all the same to me
Dress up, do it,
Walk right through it
Brexit's worth this
Neck fits, perfect
Look around at the throng,
Where has Nigel gone?
I've seen bigger crowds inside
A doll's house phone box
My sleeves are wet I'll roll them up
To dry my tears upon,
I think the wheels might have come off
This rusting charabanc
Pullover or jumper,baby?
What does that even mean
Pullover or jumper,jersey?
They're all the same to me
Pullover or jumper baby
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Mrs May
Are you listening
In the rain
We are glistening
A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
Walking to London from Sunderland
Though we may need our wellies
We'll be all over your tellies
The BBC
Love to see us
Walking to London from Sunderland
On the way we can build a wickerman
Then pretend he is John Bercow
He'll say: Order!
We'll say: No man
And then we'll tell the country where to go
Later on
We'll conspire
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid
The plans that we've made
Walking to London from Sunderland
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Oh! The Cinematography
02:36
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Mrs May
Are you listening
In the rain
We are glistening
A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
Walking to London from Sunderland
Though we may need our wellies
We'll be all over your tellies
The BBC
Love to see us
Walking to London from Sunderland
On the way we can build a wickerman
Then pretend he is John Bercow
He'll say: Order!
We'll say: No man
And then we'll tell the country where to go
Later on
We'll conspire
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid
The plans that we've made
Walking to London from Sunderland
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Don't park under my apple tree with your SUV
With your SUV, with your SUV
No! No! No!
Just remember I pay my council tax so it's not free
I'm NIMBY as I can be
Don't go down to The Canny Man's with anyone else but me
Anyone else but me, and have a G&T
No! No! No!
Don't go gentle into the Dominion if you value my opinion
You must be true to me
If you're of good stock, the Morningside Clock is where we'll meet dear
After my sauna, the Holy Corner, then the Church Hill Theatre
So, don't park under my apple tree with your SUV
Unless you love me
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You keep saying you got something for us
Something called Brexit but confess
You just keep sayin' Brexit means Brexit
And no-one knows what is coming next
These boots won't get to Woking
Never mind London
Where the hell is Nigel
Oh he's such a little cunt
You keep hidin' when you oughta be marchin'
You keep lying in your hotel bed
You keep snorin' when you oughta be a'megaphonin'
That's right, that's right, that's right ya get
These boots won't get to Woking
Never mind London
Where the hell is Nigel
Oh he's such a little cunt
You keep playing where you shouldn't be playing
And you keep thinking that you'll never get burnt (HAH)
I just found me a brand new box of matches (YEAH)
And I'm gonna set fire to your hotel curtains
These boots won't get to Woking
Never mind London
Where the hell is Nigel
Oh he's such a little cunt
Are you ready, boots? Start kickin'
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