Don't park under my apple tree with your SUV
With your SUV, with your SUV
No! No! No!
Just remember I pay my council tax so it's not free
I'm NIMBY as I can be
Don't go down to The Canny Man's with anyone else but me
Anyone else but me, and have a G&T
No! No! No!
Don't go gentle into the Dominion if you value my opinion
You must be true to me
If you're of good stock, the Morningside Clock is where we'll meet dear
After my sauna, the Holy Corner, then the Church Hill Theatre
So, don't park under my apple tree with your SUV
Unless you love me