Gammon In Disguise

from Slime Of The Times by Half Bam Half Whisky

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Gammon In Disguise

I'm a man in my gammon prime
You'll find me in the audience of Question Time
I could be wearing a wig like a spy
With my hand up as a gammon in disguise

With my hand up as a gammon in disguise
Mad fer Brexit and swivel-eyed
When I die and they lay me to rest
David Dimbleby will say I was the best

Prepare a question
Give it all you've got
Gotta have a friend in Dimblebot
But pretend you're not a bald guy
And sneak in as a punter who's a gammon in disguise

I'm highly recommended, I'm the gammon in disguise
You'll recognise me - I ate all the pies
People say give it a rest
But it is my life's quest...ion time

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from Slime Of The Times, released March 2, 2018

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