Modern Day Presidential

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This little fat man who sold his soul

I don't want to be hacked
I don't think there's ever been a president
That's done what we've done

I wanna find a friendly reporter
Are you a friendly reporter?
I do get good ratings
I'm really not a bad person by the way

I see tone
The tone!

I don't have to tell you
What I'm going to do in North Korea
And I don't have to tell you
What I'm gonna do with Iran
I just have nobody to speak to
I find it very very hard
Doing what the law says exactly to do

I see tone
You know the word tone

Chubby little loser
Modern day presidential
Tweeting like a tiny child
Modern day presidential chubby thumbs
Chubby thumbs terrifies me
Chubby thumbs on the lavvy
Chubby thumbs gets away with anything

I love to negotiate things
I do it really well and all that stuff

Quiet quiet quiet


from Caledonia Uber Alles, released August 7, 2017



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