And here's to you, Mr Robinson
Kuensberg loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
God bless you please, Mr Robinson
Newsnight likes to stay above the fray? hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
Like the fact that you were a young Tory
Look around the news team at the sympathetic eyes
Stride through Broadcasting House, I’m sure you feel at home
And here's to you, Mr Robinson
Paxman loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
God bless you please, Mr Robinson
The knighthood must quite soon be on its way, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Slide it in a short aside that no one ever checks
Sneak it in the close before the handshake
It's a little bias, just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all, you've got to keep it off youTube
Coo coo ca-choo, Mr Robinson
Jo Coburn loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
What’s that you say, Mr Robinson
You’ll join the BBC Trust one fine day hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday morning show
Going to the candidates' debates
Laugh about it, shout about it
When we’ve got to choose
Every way WE look at it WE lose
When will you go, Mr Robinson?
A nation turns its open eyes from you, wo wo wo
What's that you say, Mr Robinson
Salmond “didn’t answer”?
So YOU say, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
