Just when you thought you'd had enough
Of all this bleeding Brexit stuff
Here's Michael HoWARd
And Gibraltar
And Little England salivates cos that's the law
I'm living on a Spanish rock
I'm as English as a Chinese wok
I'm living on a Spanish rock
I'm a monkey, I don't give a fuck
We are feeling the squeeze
Ex-pats back to Blighty please
We're taking back control
Of this rock and roll
The planet of the apes will here unfold