On Thursday night some people like to get their kicks
By watching some old fogeys talking politics
If you ask me, it's a questionable way to relax
In the company of angsty, anquished anoraks
Our guests tonight are inappropriate
We got a comedian, corinthian and cabinet
member and an academic nut
He's historically inaccurate
A huh huh
A sitting round the table you will always see
A Dimbleby, a Dimbleby, a Dimbleby
Surrounded by some very dubious company
And an apoplectic audience screaming 'Look at me!'