Some people say that Bristol councillors are yokels
Lookin’ for to bring about a fast food ban
As motorcycle gangs are terrorising locals
After being fed cheese toasties from a van
Lock up your kids here come the Babybel angels
Driven mad with cheese inside some buttered toast
A gateway drug to antisocial behaviour
It’s the wild side of life on the west coast
These gangs encourage kids to skip school and drink liquor
By tempting them with little babybels
Then weaning them onto cheese toastie kickers
And unleashing every kind of merry hell
Lock up your kids here come the Babybel angels
Driven mad with cheese inside some buttered toast
A gateway drug to antisocial behaviour
It’s the wild side of life on the west coast
