I hear the Brexit comin’
It’s soundin’ awfully grim,
I want a referendum,
And I wanna win,
I’m stuck in Tory Britain, and time keeps draggin’ on
But that train crash is a comin’ and so is Boris Johnson
When I was just a deputy, Alex said to me
One day you’ll be head honcho of the SNP
Then I shot the Labour leader just to watch him die
When I hear those Tories bleating, I hang my head and sigh
Mhairi saw those rich folks eating in the Westminster bar
She said you talk shite hen and ordered chips, not caviar
Well I know we’ve got it coming, I know we can be free
But those people keep a Brexitin’
And that’s what tortures me
