I've seen a lesbian kiwi fruit
Got a bisexual pomegranate to boot
But I've never seen a straight banana.
Well, I've been to the end of the street and back
And I own six albums by Shakatak
But I've never seen a straight banana. - David Quantick
I've had a closeted kumquat,
gay gooseberries and what not,
But I've never seen a straight banana - Rob Fraser
I've known legumes both right and proper
Heard fruity language from a bent copper
But I've never seen a straight banana - JGray
My plums are bi curious
My mouldy peaches furious
But I've never seen a straight banana
My passion fruit has lost its ardour
Tomatoes are twixt fridge and larder
But I've never seen a straight banana
credits
from Questionable Times,
released June 10, 2018
lyrics - Quantick/Fraser/Gray/Mackay
music - Bonzo Dog Doodah Band - 'Jazz - Delicious Hot, Disgusting Cold'
