I remember when I was a lad
Times were hard and things were bad
And we never even had a KFC
Just a chippie down the road
By the time you brought em back they were cold
We could only dream one day there’d be a Wimpy
Now…
KFC Kannae Find Chickens
The British Library cannae find Dickens
The BBC cannae find Biggins
Dearie me
My heart sinks and my pulse quickens
The collective cerebellum thickens
All this brexit bollocks sickens me
Though the chip shop is still open
There’s no macaroni pie
KFC Kannae Find Chickens
The British Library cannae find Dickens
What is happening to this country?
