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Just when you thought you'd had enough
Of all this bleeding Brexit stuff
Here's Michael HoWARd
And Gibraltar
And Little England salivates cos that's the law

I'm living on a Spanish rock
I'm as English as a Chinese wok
I'm living on a Spanish rock
I'm a monkey, I don't give a fuck

We are feeling the squeeze
Ex-pats back to Blighty please
We're taking back control
Of this rock and roll
The planet of the apes will here unfold


from Caledonia Uber Alles, released August 7, 2017



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