There are times when a woman has to say what's on her mind
Even though she knows how much it's gonna hurt
I am named after a scary burd, and I'm not talking seagull
Is there anybody out there? it's me, Angela Eagle.
There's been a schism in my Party since we became popular,
We're more skid marks than Karl Marx nowadays,
And who knows where this will lead us, and who knows who fucking cares,
When it comes to being ridiculed, we're worse than Go Compare
Torn between two Labours, feeling like a fool
Being this messed up just makes us look like tools
Torn between two Labours, feeling like a fool
We wannabe like the popular girl at school
Torn between two Labours, feeling like a fool
Loving Trident really doesn't make you cool
Tumbleweed and traitors are what we've been reduced to
No-one wants to come to my press launches boo-hoo